Lies! Lies on the internet.
It's Malteser, Dove, Snickers, Mars, Twix, Milky Way, Bounty, and Caramel, as any fule kno.
( .Yeti., Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:57, 1 reply)

oh man
i thought you were one of the GOOD ones. smh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:20, closed)

Got any of that coconut jam left?

( .Yeti., Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:25, closed)

what were those biscuits with coconut, jam and marshmallow?
i bet you like those, you sick man
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:57, closed)

that's your birthday present sorted

(well that went better than expected, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:59, closed)

these nasty little bitches?
you really shouldn't have

djleekee.wordpress.com/2010/03/09/anyone-remember-those-marshmallow-and-coconut-biscuits/
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:03, closed)

I'm not getting you a whole packet, you spoilt cunt.

(well that went better than expected, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:33, closed)

you might as well
you're getting them back for christmas
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:37, closed)

terrible anti-Semitism

(well that went better than expected, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:01, closed)

Jam Mallows me hole
Those biscuits you refer to are Mikado's as any fool knows.

A friends father once christened them with the amusing nickname 'Smiling Fannys'.

They are 1/3 of the family of biscuits. The other two are Kimberleys and Coconut creams.

Now away with ye.
( sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 13:28, closed)

Aye, they're not bad.
They do make my hands tremble from the sheer amount of sugar in them though.
( .Yeti., Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:24, closed)