Celebrities part IIFive years ago, we asked if you've ever been rude to a celebrity, or have been on the receiving end of a Z-List TV chef's wrath. By popular demand, it's back - if you have beans, spill them.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:33)
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Fubby ChunsterLocation: Angel Hotel Abergavenny 1988.
Celebrity: Russel Grant.
Action: Fat sweaty bloke Grant sat in a corner with a dollybird [he'd have preferred Dolly Mixture] on his lap. He was fingering her quite subtly. I spent the rest of the night asking everyone whether that fat fucker was bent or not; no he's with a bird, but he's not straight, he's trying his smarmy smile on her now, now he's off for a piss with a tiny bulge in his cream corduroys.
Very confusing, very disturbing.
Ian Botham was in the same week, but he is a massive bloke, so I kept schtum about his big gut, and thinning hair.
PS: POP!
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