Mistaken Identity
Not me but a friend who is a Street Warden (Kind of low level police with no powers) was called to a central London coffee to deal with some suspected crack dealers (I shit you not). When he and his partner entered said dirty brown water establishment his parter immediately pulled a guy out of the queue going "I know your face" and basically doing his best to try and intimidate the guy (Bear in mind street wardens are armed with little more than harsh language) once he figured he'd got his suspected crack dealer suitably intimidate he gets his note book out and goes into the usual routine

Name?

Kevin

(Sounding peeved) Last name?

Spacey

At this point my mate literally wet him self laughing and had to escort his very embarrassed colleague out of the building

*edit* he was kicking himself later when he realised he could have made a quip about The Usual Suspects :)
( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:06, 1 reply)

I love Spacey
and am sad that there are people who do not.

=(
(British Steel was participating in awesomeness on, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:51, closed)