Celebrities part IIFive years ago, we asked if you've ever been rude to a celebrity, or have been on the receiving end of a Z-List TV chef's wrath. By popular demand, it's back - if you have beans, spill them.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:33)
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"Fuck off granddad"A guy I used to work with lived directly opposite the 60's musician 'Chip' Hawkes, who you might know better as the dad of a certain, one-and-only, Chesney Hawkes. Back around the time that Ches had his massive hit, the whole street where he lived would be blocked up by wannabe 14-18 year old girls all trying to catch a glimpse of the one-hit-wonder.
A few months later, after the chaos had died down, one of the elderly neighbours told Chip this amusing story; At the height of ches-mania, a younger relative came to visit and was amazed by the crowds, so wound his car window down and asked a cluster of girls what the excitement was all about, to be greeted with the braying refrain - "FUCK OFF GRANDDAD".
The granddad in question being a certain Sir Elton John.
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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:06,
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The one & onlyMy mate was in a nightclub and a girl he was with went up to Chesney Hawkes and asked him if he was "Chesney Hawkes" - his reply was "The one and only" in a smug im going to get laid way, with this my mate called him a wanker and laid one on him.
He was met in college the next day witht he refectory singing "you are the one and only!!!"
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Chesney HawkesContains the anagram - Cheesy Wanks
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