International unfriendly.
Years ago, me and a couple of mates went to see England vs. USA at Wembley.

We got to our seats quite early so the place was relatively empty. Then, down by the touchline in front of us, we noticed a group of school kids being given a tour - and Alexi Lalas (see pic) came over from warming up to sign a few autographs.

"OI, ALEXI..." I shouted.

He looked up as my voice echoed around the stadium.

"...YOU'RE A CUNT!"

He looked away.


Alexi Lalas - A ginger bearded hippy-cunt Jesus.
( mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:13, 4 replies)

Brian Kilkline
the ex Newcastle, Oldham and COVENTRY CITY (WHHOOOOO!!! YAAYYY!!!) centre back visited my primary school. He looked a bit like some other famous fella, so it seemed perfectly natural when the teacher said: "Do you have any questions, children?" To put my hand up and shout: "ARE YOU JESUS!?!"

Catholic education... can't beat it...

And no, Brian Kilcline was not Jesus - (but he was a much better defender than the shower of weak shit playing in the back four for the Sky Blues this season)...
( SpankyHanky, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:36, closed)

Lincoln city
When we were kids my brother had to have a drain put in his skull due to a nasty infection and was in hospital over christmas.

The whole of the Lincoln City football club turned up to hand out pressies on christmas day which was really good of them.

Trouble is my brother was the only one in at the time and he was zonked out on anaesthetic.
( shitkicker, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:24, closed)

Epic beard is epic.

( Maladicta, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:24, closed)

Why is his hair blonde and his beard ginger?
I realise he could be using dye but still...odd, no??

And he looks like Catweasel!
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:26, closed)