Well I'm not the kind to kiss and tell...

but I've been seen with Farah.
I've never been with anything less than a nine so fine.
I've been on fire with Sally Fields
gone fast with a girl named Bo
but somehow they just don't end up as mine.
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:42, 3 replies)

You my dear
are a star. And would you still do Farrah?

I guess you have heard this one, but:

Farrah Fawcett arrived at the pearly gates and was granted one last request.

"I'd like to save all the children in the world" the flicky-haired one said.

So God killed Michael Jackson


Now I really want UK TV Dave Gold #1 to start showing re-runs of the Fall Guy, and T. J. Hooker
( no longer a user, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:51, closed)

I've heard that you might jump from a tall building
or roll a brand new car
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:06, closed)

It's a death-defying life you lead and you take your chances
And have a click for reminding me of Heather Thomas, from that series, who I definitely would have.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:56, closed)