Busted Guy
A few months ago I won tickets to the premier of the lesbian vampire killers film (the one with the fat one and skinny one from Gavin and Stacey).

After the film everyone was standing around in the hallway talking and generally being in the way so I went out the fire exit to have a smoke.

While I was there the fat one came outside with that guy form busted that looks like a crackhead and his bird (who's also a bit famous but I don't know her name).

The guy from busted came over and me for a light which I duly supplied then purely form gratitude he stayed around and had a bit of a chat.

If you've never met him you don't need to cos he's a boring cunt and the conversation was dying by that point so I had nothing left to say but that I'd love to fuck his bird and too be fair he laughed then just made his excuses and left.

Oh and the fat one just blanked us and the skinny one said hello for about a second before trying to chat up some bird.

Edit: and the film was a bit shite too
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:04, Reply)