Challenged Anneka
Long story short, the missus once blagged us both into an after-show party for a popular musical. It was a lavish affair, held in a theatre just off Leicester Square. We swanned in and immediately began quaffing champagne with the West End's biggest names. But one celebrity guest impressed us more than all the others. Mid-quaff, the missus nudged me and whispered "LOOK!!! IT'S ANNEKA RICE!!!!"

And with that, she was off in hot pursuit of the 80s TV stalwart, eager to ask her all about Treasure Hunt, Challenge Anneka and all those other shows she did.

Five minutes later, the missus was back. And a lot redder.
"I think I've annoyed her" she mumbled.
"How?" I asked.
"I don't know! All I said was 'You're Anneka Rice!'"
"And?"
"And she said Yes"
"And?"
"And... And I said 'I used to watch you all the time when you were famous'"
"Oh"
"I tried to explain what I meant"
"Right..."
"She told me to leave it and walked off."
"Whoops."

Anneka, if you're reading this, she's really sorry that it came out wrong. If it's any consolation, her embarrassment is so great that she now can't watch any TV programme with you on.

Granted, that amounts to the episode of QI that you did, but that still comes round at least once a week on Dave.
(costas, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:28, 1 reply)

Anneka.
God, a wank aid if ever there was one. She was just so pneumatic. A living rubber doll.
Always remember when her tracksuit tore across her arse on Treasure Hunt. She won Rear of the Year about the same time.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:35, closed)