Krankie Rage
I used to work in a chandlers in the Channel Islands, summer job. The Krankies were often customers. When I first served the dodgy older Krankie he said "Do I get a discount for being famous?" I didn't even think but the words "I don't know, who are you?" fell out of my mouth. He was really pissed off and asked to speak to whoever was in charge. Serves the twat right. Everyone else in the shop thought it was hilarious, which didn't help.
(grob, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:02, 6 replies)

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Which is the dodgy older one? I'm confooozed!
(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:17, closed)

You do know that Jeannette Krankie is his wife
..and not a nine year old schoolboy, yes?

They were born within months of each other.
(syllopsium, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:45, closed)

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Yeh, I meant the husband. There is something that makes me very uneasy about those two...
(grob, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:54, closed)

Well, I don't want to know what they do in bed..
At least they *are* the same age though!
(syllopsium, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:58, closed)

Was it Just Me
That pissed herself laughing for hours when Jeanette Krankie fell off that crane when she was doing Panto? No? Didn't think so.
(3badcats, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:04, closed)

What panto was this?
And it just sounds fucking hilarious!! :o)
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 12:46, closed)