hahaha!
that wouldn't surprise me in the least, one of the loveliest men the world has ever seen but daft as a brush!

I qoute

"Howard Wilkinson, chairman of the League Managers' Association:

"My best memories of Bobby are the funny ones, all the more funny because he remained blissfully unaware, nor offended that his faux pas became a source of such fun.

"At one England Under-21 gathering, I selected Shola Ameobi who was a young striker at Newcastle under him. Bobby had also bought at great expense Carl Cort, a striker from Wimbledon.

"Shola had about six Christian names, most of them, to me, unpronounceable and in an attempt to put him at his ease on his debut performance, I called the lad over and asked him what Bobby called him when he was at the club.

"With absolutely no sense of resentment, rather more with a sense of love and understanding, Shola said, 'Carl Cort, mostly'. "
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 8:33, Reply)