This is a slightly unrelated preoast
Since I don't know said and I'll use this term loosely " celebs " name but the answers to this have been by and large horrendously dull so hopefully it'll raise a smile.

Anyway it was after an Ireland game, can't for the life of me remember who against but long story short ( it wasn't really a long story ) we'd won 2-0 I believe and one Robbie Keane had banged one in.

As we left I was acosted by a woman in a extremely low cut top with camera man and microphone in tow who wanted my opinion on the game. I leaned in close as she asked me my feelings on the game and did that thing where you kind of lean your head down to hear better only to realise I had a quite fantastic view of a quite fantastic pair of tits.

I then to my eternal shame / sheer proudness took a deep breath looked in first at her tits then into the camera before motorboating those big breasts for Ireland.

I was quickly shoved away by a furious camera man and some other guy who I hadn't noticed before. Police took me to one side and it took all my wit and drunken apologies for them not to arrest me I think.

In retrospect I'm sure it never made tv and I didn't even recognise what channel she was from which makes this slightly null and void. But still it was damn close to being a moment in television history.

Apologies to you brunette with large boobies if you read this, but I regret nothing.
(Eoghan, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:25, 2 replies)

you
are now my hero :o)
( zulu eh?, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:17, closed)

Rings a bell
Have I seen a clip of this somewhere on a blooper type programme on TV ??
(FF_Sam is currently on call...., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:11, closed)