Fame, I want to live forever, I wanna learn how to fly.
I was on a flight down to London to appear in a show. I get an aisle seat, so I can stretch my legs. A remarkably unattractive girl sits on the aisle seat next to me. It's not the longest flight in the world but you are in the plane for a good hour at least. Anyway, Occasionally whilst looking at the trolly dollies going past (so as not to get my legs ran over) I make eye contact with her, she smiles. I, being the cunt that I am, make that eyebrow statement that says "I'm way out of your league love".
It was whilst waiting for the Bus and people started talking to her it dawned upon me that I had infact mistaken, Natalie Cassidy's (of Sonia Jackson Eastenders fame) polite smile that she must give to everyone who probably recognises her all the time, for some sort of come on.
Yes I am that guy.
Oh and I've been in a relationship with a fairly famous (has had No.1 in the Album charts) musician. But it ended badly and I don't want to have her name dragged to through the mud with a tabloid of "X fucked a male stripper" as she is a really lovely down to earth girl who somehow thought I was a nice guy, but as she learned too late I am a self absorbed cunt, I still miss her dearly. But if you listen really closely to some guitar heavy lead female vocals on a certain song its about how much of a self absorbed cunt I am.
Hmmmm off to slit my wrists and listen to her album.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 2:05, 2 replies)

Doesn't work for me either ...
tinyurl.com/yfrnnye
(Biff..., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:34, closed)

I met her in the Oasis moshpit at Wembley
She was being heckled by practically every guy there, I felt really sorry for the poor girl
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:10, closed)