Jim 'dick' Davidson
A few years ago I was lucky enough to be invited to a glamarous charity auction at a park lane hotel for sporting charities. Attending the evening were such luminaries as some Dr off of GMTV, a sugar babe and an African nationwide league footballer. This was all introduced by the lovely Jim Davidson.

After drunkenly asking people to be quiet he swiftly moved on to asking the African footballer if he used witch doctors for his injuries and generally alienating the entire crowd. Thankfully the band started later in the evening and we drank our way on to the dancefloor. On spying Jim and his mahogany blonde escort/wife, my female friend wandered saucily and a little tipsily up to him.

'alright treacle' he slurred. 'nice to see you, to see you nice' my friend replied. 'err, that's Brucy not me love'. My friend simply tapped him on the chest, said 'I know' and wandered off. I like to think he was left to contemplate his mistakes and where his career had gone. But I believe i saw him head to the bar, order another whisky and retire to the lift with his lady companion.
(larrymullensnr, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:53, 3 replies)

I seem
to remember that he (and Frank Bruno) both said in 1996 that "if Labour win the next election, I'm (we're) leaving the country."

No wonder there was fucking landslide victory that year for them.
(dchurch bah, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:19, closed)

<-> <->
Paul Daniels also said the same thing. Cunts are still here though...
(mersault, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:08, closed)

Jim davidson is a total cunt

I'd like to kick him in the bollocks with a pair of steel toecapped boots until I couldn't move my legs due to cramp

but Paul is just a bit of a cunt

I used to love his magic show in the 80's
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 13:18, closed)