Celebrities part IIFive years ago, we asked if you've ever been rude to a celebrity, or have been on the receiving end of a Z-List TV chef's wrath. By popular demand, it's back - if you have beans, spill them.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:33)
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You dwarf cunt!I was at the cinema and there was a fuckload of people waiting to get tickets. some from the pre-order machine and some from the desks. well the machines packed up with about 100 people in their queue and so they all groaned and joined the queue for the tickets counters. apart from ian hislop, (who i think was there to see Slumdog Millionaire.)
the oint sized prick had barged his way to the front and demanded he be served next. being in polite society everyone brushed this off, but not me. i decided the best course of action was to shout "oi you dwarf cunt, fuck off into the queue"
he took this realtively badly and if it wasnt for the fact I am 6'4 and 20 stone, he might have tried to attack me.
well... no one likes to be called a dwarf cunt in front of their loved ones eh?
(, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:38, 1 reply)
.Do you drive a Honda Accord?
(, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:20, closed)
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