On my lunch today,
I am going to Waterstone's as David Attenborough is doing a book signing. If the book is cheap I'll buy it and get it signed, if it isn't, I'll just gawp.
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 11:10, 4 replies)

They will probably be queuing around the corner for David Attenborough
what with him being a national treasure and wotnot
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 11:18, closed)

I did think that, but it was only announced on the local rag website last night, so I was hoping the queue wouldn't be too disastrous.

I may have to content myself with peering through the window if you are right.
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 11:38, closed)

I would love a dozen people to turn up and without any fuss join the queue
Dressed in super realistic gorilla and penguin suits.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 11:31, closed)

Or
In full wizard attire, and act like nothing's wrong.
( Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 13:23, closed)