Nothing big or clever I'm afraid...
I used to work at a well known theme park stroke zoo many years ago, in various departments. We had quite a few celebs in, Ade Edmonson was a laugh as was Frank Bruno. When I worked on a particular ride (The Vampire) I operated the cameras which would take pictures of you gurning at the fastest point on the coaster. (We had a box full of naughty versions. Did you really think we wouldn't print them and keep them? (For another QOTW.)) I met Terry Gilliam who was kind enough to do me two picture autographs as I printed him out some freebies (come on, who wouldn't? Made my year). One day I was told Andy Bell (Erasure I think) was in the park. As a bet this time, I ran up to him and told him how glad we were he was in the park. Later that afternoon, he sat in front of my kiosk licking an ice cream in what he obviously thought was a provocative manner, then gave me his 'phone number! Suffice to say I never followed that one up!
My favorite has to be the time I was told Danny Minogue (spl) was around. I told my collegue in no uncertain terms that I wouldn't touch her with his, and how her sister was the one who hadn't had a brush with the ugly tree. I turned around, and not two feet from me was Danny (is it Dannie?) flanked by two thug-u-likes. Our eyes met, hers with daggers, mine sheepish. I turned away, knowing I couldn't have pulled that one back, ever.
Now, I have to ask, does anyone have Monica Bellucci's 'phone number?
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 13:34, 5 replies)

it's Dannii
you want to talk to Spimf, from what I gather he's had her
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 13:41, closed)

From what I gather,
He's had 'em all
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 13:48, closed)

Pokemon?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 13:57, closed)

Poke a Minogue
(I thank you)
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 16:08, closed)

Ah,
I just read 'that' post. A chat up line I will try to remember.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 14:02, closed)