Happy Saturday
One saturday morning i was rounding the meat isle in my local sommerfield (now a coop, ho hum!) only to see BEZ from the happy mondays and too many drugs fame picking upo some milk.

Being a fan of the drugs (and the mondays) my brain kicked into gear and the words 'bez' escaped from my mouth.

Thus followed a rather awkward few moments as he turned to me and asked what i wanted.....

Pointing out that i had met him ten years before and that he had signed my ex's tits at the time wasnt met with nay recognition, he just pointed out 'it was a long time ago and i cant remember any of that'

that'll be the drugs then.

i also once hit ian bothams son in a ball pool, (well he said he was ian bothams son, and thats not why i tumped him, he was at the time putting all the balls on his side of the pool. A ball pool without any balls is a hole. Like being ian bothams son gives you the right to comandear all the balls!?)
(youareallveryveryveryunhelpful, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:15, 1 reply)

"Rounding the meat isle"
Sounds like a smutty sailing term.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:31, closed)