Yeah, whatever.......
14 years ago I was sitting on a dusty floor at 6th form college (it was the cool thing to do) when friend of a friend Dominic Monaghan (he of 'Lord of the Rings' and 'Lost' fame) came and plonked himself down next to me. The conversation went thusly:

Dom: "so, I'm auditioning for a role in a telly programme with that woman out of "Keeping Up Appearances"

Me: "oh right"

And then I turned to chat to the person on my other side for he was the lad who had the smoking materials and I had no interest in a 17 year old's whistful fantasies of fame.

Suffice to say, he got the part on the UK TV series "Hetty Wainthrop Investigates" and used it as a springboard to a highly successful Hollywood career.

Maybe if I had been a bit less ignorant I'd now be going on holidays to Mr Monaghan's big LA mansion (which he probably now has) as his faithful friend who he met at college and supported him throughout his bugeoning acting career. Or I might have ended up getting him pissed, missing his audition and he'd be working on the bins now.

So, in effect, I made his career.......
(goggleeyes still got no credit for the beer, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:23, 4 replies)

I wouldn't go round to his house
he famously keeps black widow spiders

which to my mind is, quite frankly, insane
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:24, closed)

I did not know that
...which means that I'm still taking absolutely no interest whatsoever in the guy.

My bridges are burnt I think.
(goggleeyes still got no credit for the beer, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:29, closed)

KATE
and hes 'bumming' the fantastic Kate from lost.


(youareallveryveryveryunhelpful, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:27, closed)

what
front AND back?
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:41, closed)