My brother (who is not famous)
He's met and had a good chat with the following:

-Vivienne Westwood (who is technically his boss so probably not that far-fetched)
-The Klaxons
-The bassist from the Kaiser Chiefs

He has also:

-Convinced Simon Amstell he was in a band (having told the doorman he was Jack Penate to get into the club)
-Spend a pleasant evening in the Dubai desert with Bradley Walsh and some drunken Japanese businessmen
-Punched the kid who plays Goyle in the Harry Potter movies to stop him beating up his mate
-Heckled Bobby Davro at a panto, aged 10

I once got barged past by Richard Ayodae (IT Crowd, Mighty Boosh, Garth Marenghi's Dark Place). That was probably the rudest thing a "famous" person has done to me, which just goes to show that a) I don't meet many and b) I obviously don't move in the same circles as my little bro.

I also feel a bit disappointed that Terry Pratchett wasn't rude to me when I met him at a book signing...
(claireyfairy There's a smell in here that will outlast religion, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 12:47, Reply)