Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?Whilst at school we had a field trip to the Ironbridge Gorge museum. Oddly enough kids TV presenter Johnny Ball happened to pick the same day to make a visit. We were rather excited and crowded round asking questions. Johnny took this rather well and held an impromptu lecture. This was all fun and games until a kid at the back threw a small rock at his head. Silence fell for a moment then Mr Ball blew a gasket and did the whole "no one is leaving until I get a confession" routine. Er.. typing this out makes me feel rather sorry for the chap. Anyway - can you beat that?
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rob, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:06)
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Frank BoughMy family and I had gone to play football in the park and I had parked my car too close to the Thames.It was on the same day as the Oxford Cambridge boat race.I was stood on the roof of my submerged car and Frank and a film crew floated past in a dinghy.
I was really really pissed off the drive back home to Newcastle would now be impossible.
He was laughing at the misfortune of drivers who had been caught in the unseasonally high tides.
I caught the boat rope and called him a nonce and a pervert and threatened to break his back the nappy wearing freak.
Sorry Frank didnt mean it, are we still mates?
(, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 23:08, Reply)
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