Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?Whilst at school we had a field trip to the Ironbridge Gorge museum. Oddly enough kids TV presenter Johnny Ball happened to pick the same day to make a visit. We were rather excited and crowded round asking questions. Johnny took this rather well and held an impromptu lecture. This was all fun and games until a kid at the back threw a small rock at his head. Silence fell for a moment then Mr Ball blew a gasket and did the whole "no one is leaving until I get a confession" routine. Er.. typing this out makes me feel rather sorry for the chap. Anyway - can you beat that?
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rob, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:06)
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Phil TufnellNot so much an insult, more mockery. Tuffers was at the desk of a video library in Richmond a couple of years ago arguing with the half-witted desk monkey over a late fee.
"Four quid? It's only a bloody day late"
I peered over his shoulder at the video and said
"Yeah, and it was f*cking crap"
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expf, Thu 15 Apr 2004, 14:59,
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