Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?Whilst at school we had a field trip to the Ironbridge Gorge museum. Oddly enough kids TV presenter Johnny Ball happened to pick the same day to make a visit. We were rather excited and crowded round asking questions. Johnny took this rather well and held an impromptu lecture. This was all fun and games until a kid at the back threw a small rock at his head. Silence fell for a moment then Mr Ball blew a gasket and did the whole "no one is leaving until I get a confession" routine. Er.. typing this out makes me feel rather sorry for the chap. Anyway - can you beat that?
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rob, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:06)
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Last one, I promiseI once told Les Dennis to fuck off. Sit down and let me tell you a story.....
While at college doing performing arts, we were told that we were going to get a special visitor that day. Normally these people were experts in their field, and we usually learnt a lot from them.
I was informed that this time I would the find that the visitor particularly helpful. Why? Is it a consultant psychiatrist? I humorously quipped.
No, it was an expert in comedy. I was quite pleased as comedy was very much the last thing that we ever looked at on our course.
During the day we heard rumours that the visitor was none other than talentless, shortarse, impressionist of people who are no longer on the telly, dumped by his missus for a younger model - Les Dennis!
As you can probably tell, I am not the chairman of his fan club......
When my friend and me walked into the room to see who it was, all of the expectant faces of the tutors turned towards me and beamed triumphantly.
Both of us saw who it was, and in front of a hushed theatre said loudly
"Oh fuck it really is that talentless twat Les Dennis"
The winning smile in his face quickly faded.
I hope that he remembers that, I really do.
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trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 0:36,
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