Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?Whilst at school we had a field trip to the Ironbridge Gorge museum. Oddly enough kids TV presenter Johnny Ball happened to pick the same day to make a visit. We were rather excited and crowded round asking questions. Johnny took this rather well and held an impromptu lecture. This was all fun and games until a kid at the back threw a small rock at his head. Silence fell for a moment then Mr Ball blew a gasket and did the whole "no one is leaving until I get a confession" routine. Er.. typing this out makes me feel rather sorry for the chap. Anyway - can you beat that?
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rob, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:06)
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a golf/F1 oneEx F-1 driver Nigel Mansell had spent some of his many millions on a swanky new golf course in Devon. Even though I hate golf, for some reason I went to play there just a few days after the course opened. Nigel happened to be in the shop and took the trouble to come over and personally welcome us and wish us an enjoyable round. What a thoroughly nice man, I thought.
Out on the course I played particularly badly, and ended up venting my frustration by doing wheelspins in the cart on the fairways, churning up the lovely grass and driving right across one of the wet greens, leaving terrible tyre tracks.
That'll teach Nigel for being so bloody nice to twunts like me.
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Biffins Bridge, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 11:38,
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