Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?Whilst at school we had a field trip to the Ironbridge Gorge museum. Oddly enough kids TV presenter Johnny Ball happened to pick the same day to make a visit. We were rather excited and crowded round asking questions. Johnny took this rather well and held an impromptu lecture. This was all fun and games until a kid at the back threw a small rock at his head. Silence fell for a moment then Mr Ball blew a gasket and did the whole "no one is leaving until I get a confession" routine. Er.. typing this out makes me feel rather sorry for the chap. Anyway - can you beat that?
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rob, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:06)
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Andrea CorrI was in the Kitchen in Dublin when I spotted Andrea Corr.
"Hello Andrea" I said and smiled.
She looked at me like I'd just done a shite on her coffee table.
"Do you have ANY idea who I am?" she asked incredulously.
I was a little miffed, so "Sure" I said "Aren't you the bird who serves the chips in Abera-kebabra?"
She had me thrown out.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:06, Reply)
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