
Whilst at school we had a field trip to the Ironbridge Gorge museum. Oddly enough kids TV presenter Johnny Ball happened to pick the same day to make a visit. We were rather excited and crowded round asking questions. Johnny took this rather well and held an impromptu lecture. This was all fun and games until a kid at the back threw a small rock at his head. Silence fell for a moment then Mr Ball blew a gasket and did the whole "no one is leaving until I get a confession" routine. Er.. typing this out makes me feel rather sorry for the chap. Anyway - can you beat that?
( , Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:06)
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one day a coupla years ago I was outside my workplace smoking a fag when who should walk up to me but faded children's tv presenter toby anstis, he opened his mealy little mouth and said in his whiney nasal frankly very gay little voice 'can you tell me the way to carnaby street?'. now, i thought someone like anstiss would know soho like the back of his hand, but nooooo, so i sent him on his merry way, in completely the opposite direction, as far as I know, he's still looking for it, he certainly hasn't been on tv since!
( , Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:23, Reply)
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