Asking people outTell us your biggest successes and most embarrassing failures. Not that we're after new chat-up lines, or anything.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:36)
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Best chatup line everDelightfully potty girl that I'd been hankering after for a while came up to me in the bar one new years eve
"Open your hand", she said, "and take this", whereupon she placed a marble in my hand.
"I've lost all my others, you'd better look after this one."
Big success, although the relationship lasted only for 5 hours.
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rofl harris, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:38,
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