Fruit-based chat-up lines
When you're 13, a geeky social misfit, but have against all odds managed to befriend one of the most popular and beautiful girls in your school, do not broach the subject of possibly going out with her by using the expression

"The Man from Del Monte - he say yes".

My brain only realised what my mouth was saying when it was too late, and I'm only glad she had to good grace to not tell anyone else after she'd finished laughing me out of the room.
(Glis, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:01, Reply)