When I was single I drunkenly passed a group of three girls
"Any of you girls fancy coming back to mine for a shag?" They declined, "well if you change your mind I live over there I said pointing at my house. Four hours later there's a know at my door and its one of the girls. We go in and she gives me possibly the worst shag I have ever had. Afterwards she tell me I had better not tell anyone as she had a boyfriend and was a virgin and didn't want to be crap her first time with him and was using me for practice. Win win I thought. So it was crap but hey ho a shags a shag.
( Peej, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:52, Reply)