String Theory's story reminded me
of the classic Australian chat-up.

Bruce is walking down the road when he meets Sheila:
"G'day Sheila, fancy a fuck?"

"Wee-elll, I didn't before, but I do now, ya smooth talkin' bastard!"
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 15:31, 1 reply)

Or if she says 'no'
he asks 'Then d'you mind lying down so I can have one?'
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:53, closed)