Pfft. No sense of humour.
In my (admittedly limited) experience if they can't laugh at themselves and don't find squeaky farts funny then they're not the girl for me.
EDIT: And a better response to the credit card scenario would've been "Ooh, I'm sorry, I only take cash", and if the chance ever arises I'm damn well gonna say it!
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:52, 1 reply)

Haha.
It was the first thing off my tongue before I thought of it.
She was standing in my room with a credit card while I was still on the bed, what else am I going to do? You live and learn.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:54, closed)