The only time I ever asked anyone out
I wasn't going to (I never do, too damn shy in these matters). I only did after a Frasier-style sequence of misunderstandings.

The result being that he said no and I had to cover up the whole incident by destroying a picture of someone else's bollocks.

This is why my crushes now remain secret.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:54, 5 replies)

Destroying a picture of someone else's bollocks
works every time.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:10, closed)

please
extemporate
(jennymnemonic, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:10, closed)

i suspect
it may be a had-to-be-there in terms of funny
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:52, closed)

You didn't show him a photo of someone else's bollocks,
believing them to be his, and say,
"Wow, if those are really yours, I'd totally do you," did you?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:12, closed)

alas, no
perhaps that would have been a better approach - will use on next victim
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:06, closed)