Stalker fun
Vix0r's post a couple down reminded me of a few. I'm completely the same as her. I can't say no to the weirdo's. It's not out of a love for them or the attention. It's just... your brain shuts down and you just do it. And then spend the next year screening all your calls.

Stalker number one. My main stalker. He's called David and he was a regular customer at work. He used to come in with his kids and flirt horribly with me. I didn't flirt back and I didn't lead him on. Next thing I know, I have given him my number. Why?! Well I guess that I reasoned, that he seemed a nice enough guy and I had made a new friend.
So it carries on a bit. Alarm bells only start ringing when he comes in with his kids one day and says, within my earshot: "This is your new mummy".

WHAT THE FUCK?!

I back well away and keep my distance from then on.

Couple of days later I get a text. From his GIRLFRIEND. Oh dear. She rants and raves about how I'm a whore and a liar and how dare I try take her children from her. I don't know what's going on so I text back and tell her nothing is happening, and tell her what he had said. I'm called a liar again because "one of my kids has seen you kissing him". That never happened. I wouldn't touch him with a ten foot bargepole.
Now I'm threatened with the physical violence because "it's okay to call her a liar but I'm not to dare ever calling her kids liars".

So, end result a guy I don't like and was only nice to out of friendship has told his missus that I came onto him and tried to chat him up.

Honestly "this is your new mummy" is not a chat-up line that is ever going to work.
(becky_bubbles, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:45, Reply)