Eejit foxy01
This goes out to all those shy teenagers who may have wondered: how many times can I spurn the advances of the most gorgeous girl in town before she begins to hate me?

Well, apparently, about five.

At a party when we first meet, aged 12: Err.. I'm not a very good dancer. Dance with your mates instead.

At fair, aged 13: Err.. I don't think the top of the big wheel is the right place for this.

At her house, aged 13.5: (in response to the question) Err.. I don't think I can go out with you. I've been hurt before.

Mock 'fighting' on my bed aged 14: Err.. I think I need the toilet.

At a nightclub aged 16. Err.. I'm seeing someone else (lie).

Cut to two years later and I'm working in a pub when girl in question comes in with a rat-face boyfriend and blanks me the entire night.

Summed up: arse biscuits.
(foxy01, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 3:49, Reply)