Similar yet different...
A mate of mine did that at uni...

We had to do this whole speed be-friending thing, like speed dating but trying to me everyone. In the couple of mins you had, the only questions that ever get asked are like where are you from, what degree are you doing etc. My mate got bored and just started making things up. My favourite was...

Random: Hey, what's your name?
Mate: Noah
Random: Cool name. What you studying?
Mate: Architecture and Animal Psychology.
Random: Wow, didn't realise they offered those courses here. You must have to do like loads of maths for that.
Mate: Well the two times table comes in handy, but everyhting else is fairly standard.
(satanstolemyteddybear Mu hõljuk on angerjaid täis, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:09, 1 reply)

I just laughed and tea came out of my nose. Now people are looking at me funny.
(bigjonnydynamite, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:17, closed)