Two Students
In advance of this one, I have to say that this ISN'T a story that features me. NOT me, OK? NOT ME. Although I was there.

I've a friend called Adam who's a talented musician, writer and researcher as well as being an all-round nice chap and funny. I hate him.

This personality has only developed in the last few years however and in the first year of uni he was exactly the same as me - untalented hack, with acne and a severe chip on his shoulder.

Classic Adamisms of this time include...

"You don't sweat much, do you have an endocrinal issue?" (said to a frankly gorgeous woman in a club)

"Hello I'm Adam and am pissed. Would you like to sleep with me?"

"I know what rohypnol is, but don't worry, I don't have any with me"

Worryingly, the third one worked - got her talking and they were together for two years before she (Helen) introduced him to his now-wife.
(Medical_Male Say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:14, Reply)