The best chat-up lines are heard on buses evidently.
On the way home after a long and humourless day at the office in Spain. Next to me sat two teenagers in relative silence; chatting now & then but no real conversation going. So to apparently break the awkward silence the guy says to his girly mate as casually as he could possibly manage...

"You're so fit, I could rape you".

Just like that. I guess, presuming being in Spain no one else would understand this jaw-dropper of a chat-up line. Oh how wrong he was; being in the Costa del Sol, most of the bus were more English than he was and the muffled lolling from around the otherwise bus silent bus continued for sometime afterwards. The poor girl nearly died of embarrassment. I decided to help her out by planting a handily ready cheek-ripping guff square into the hardened plastic seat I was sat in next to them. An atmosphere builder, you understand.

The kids' clearly got a bright future; I'm sure I was never that bad, and that's saying something.
( slippery doctore, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:04, Reply)