The "Who got slapped the most" Competition.
A long while ago, back when I was working hard dossing around and failing Uni, I used to live in an old hotel turned into student accomondations. This meant you could always get a decent sized group to go out pubbing and clubbing with.

Some fellow housemates of mine created one of odd student games. We'd go out and use bad/offensive chatup lines on as many girls as possible to see hwo many slaps we could acculumate at the end of the night.
In hindsight I think it was a genius of a game as it did improve our confidence of goign up to random girls and talking to them. It was also mightly amusing. Well after a night of "£1 pints and shots" everything seemed pretty amusing.

Some of the best lines we used are still with me to this day:

"Nice legs, what time do they open?"
"I'm drunk enough to fuck you now."
"If I told you you had a beatiful body would you sleep with me?"
"Girl's toilet or mens?"

Oh the fun we had.
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:23, 1 reply)

There were...
...some corkers in a book Adrian Edmondson co-wrote back in the Eighties, entitled "How To Be A Complete Bastard". The only one I can remember now is:

"That's a really bad set of teeth you've got there. Let me get you pregnant and you can get free dental treatment."

Never got round to trying that one out unfortunately...
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:41, closed)