With a group of mates, and we had a chat-up line competition:
You think of the absolutely worst chat-up line you can, write it down and throw it into a hat, and the one who picks what the group judge to be the worst has to go and use it.

My mate got it, and I went along as Wingman/Moderator (obviously you weren't allowed to tell them it was a competition).

Girls have always gone for this guy, but honestly - he can be a right prick - but he went home with and shagged a stunner with

"Your dad was a thief, wasn't he?"

"What?"

"He stole all the stars and put them in your eyes".

Really - sometimes I wonder if my great grandma had properly thought it through when she became a sufferagette ...
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:28, Reply)