I can also recommend not drinking a 6 pack of lager
4 tequila slammers, vomitting, then guzzling a third of a bottle of bacardi. This will lead to you waking up with a (female) housemate with no memory of how you got there or what, if anything, occurred between you.

worked out ok for me. I went out with her for 2 and a half years and it was good, but you might not be so lucky
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:06, 1 reply)

Oh god, this is a bad QOTW…
I had a similar experience, except that it turns out that I drunkenly wandered out and fell asleep on the sofa some time in the night. Nobody thought to tell me what had happened for over a year, after I asked the girl out.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:09, closed)