At a house party I was introduced to my mate's gorgeous ex/girlfriend by my mate...
... he said - 'This is Hengus, he's Unstoppable!'

Despite displacing a disc in my lumbar region earlier in the day (Fucking painful, the large handfuls of painkillers went down nicely with a red stripe and skunk bongs combo) I managed to dance with her for an hour before I picked her up and took her to my room for a great little session...

Never in my life have I had to do so little and gained so much. We still talk today and she's a great friend and potential shag :0)
(hengushrh is found at the Dole office every second thursday, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:46, 1 reply)

That's nasty, mate
I mean. I'm actually quite disgusted...

REDSTRIPE??? Fucking REDSTRIPE???

Oh, and click, great post here, sir.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:04, closed)