Too easy
After ditching the love of my life because she was a fookin' mento, the date of a dirty weekend we had planned with another couple in Butlins Minehead (classy i know) came along. Feeling depressed I didn't fancy it but a mate convinced me to go and we would drink and dance and hopefully pull. First night there and we head to a bar. Not a single woman I would want to show my cock to. After several drinks I get the inevitable call of nature, and wander off to the toilet. Coming back I see my mate talking to two girls that were not in here before. As i draw near, he turns to me and utters a line I will never forget "They're sisters, and this one is yours". And then fucks off with the other one. Several days of filth ensued. Thanks for sharing man, you could probably have had them both.
( A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 7:55, Reply)