Wha-hey!
Having recently joined the "In their 40's" club, I can confirm that I am not married, nor have ever been, and am most certainly not gay. I'm not completely insane, only a little.

Oh, and I'm so easy to take advantage of, I'll shag on a first date given the slightest opportunity.

You want to stop dating blokes who are afraid of spanners (um, that's the tools for loosening nuts and bolts, not a personal insult), get the Haynes manual out, keep the tea and chocolate hobnobs coming and your van will be a lot cheaper to fix. Stripping the engine must be half the cost of that. Thinking about it, a re-con engine can't be that expensive either. VW's are like Land Rovers in that there's an army of knowledgable tinkerers out there who love getting stuck into old engines like yours (oo-er, that sounds dodgy). Use your charms, have you got big tits?

At the very least you can drag someone away from the engine into the back of the camper to "test the bed".
Jesus, I dunno what's wrong with some men these days, a woman in need of a shag is a criminal state of affairs.
(Rsoles, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:56, Reply)