Honesty is the best policy.
as many have said. Being truthful and open is likely to get you farther than cheesy lines and lies. I tend to try and get these snippets into a conversation with teh ladies:

1. I have an eleven inch tongue
2. I can breathe through my ears
3. Would you like a shag in my Honda Accord?

I like my own company, me.
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 11:20, Reply)