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This is a question Asking people out

Tell us your biggest successes and most embarrassing failures. Not that we're after new chat-up lines, or anything.

(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:36)
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I consider chat-up lines
to be a style of performance art rather than a way to get a woman. My friends and I used to try and top each other with our displays for the entertainment of the rest of the group. With a recording of "Would you?" by Touch & Go (yes, it was the late 90s) on a pocket sized tape player I tried:

"I've noticed you around. I find you very attractive. Um... would you go to bed with me?" *presses play* *dances to trumpet solo*

I'm sure it would have worked better if the girl in question had actually heard the damn song before.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:41, 3 replies)
i am picturing this in my head
and it's fucking awesome.
seriously.
you've got your hands in the air and you're doing this little "wa hey!" thing and it's so cute.
i wouldn't sleep with you right away, but i'd definitely go out with you. you know, if you tried that with me. and i was single.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 5:20, closed)
Let me know when you're in the UK
OK? ;)
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:24, closed)
Love it
ultimate put down would be lady in question having tape recording of 'U can't touch this'
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:26, closed)

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