And then, right, I drove over to Mr. T's house in my Honda and punched him square in the face.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:29, 1 reply)

before waking up the next day
to find my mum had made us both a cup of tea and presented me with another World's Best Lover medal.
( djtrialprice, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:34, closed)

ENOUGH CHIT CHAT
DO YOU WANT TO PULL ME NOW? Hold on, I'll just drink another heroic amount of strong continental lager and then we'll go home and do it on each other, like what happens in real life.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:43, closed)

I want the contents of your tights now
you AWESOME JUSTICE DEVIL
( djtrialprice, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:49, closed)