Twas in the United States
with the daughter of a colleague - was over there one summer doing temp work in Chicago (the place, not the musical).

We had not so much as kissed. Hell, not even flirted.

"Do you want to park up ?" she said.

I thought this was a prelude to us listening to some music and maybe having a quick snog.

Before the engine has stopped ticking over, she was in the back and her clothes were off.

Nothing like the direct approach, eh ?

Others in the "short and sweet" category:

- arguing with a fellow student (in fact, basically telling her she was talking bollocks) in the Uni bar, we go for a curry when I'm too drunk to have any more, when the waiter gives us the menu and I ask her what she fancies - "can't decide - but I do want to take you home and fuck you".

- "shall we get a taxi" said to a colleague after a work's Christmas do a few years ago. In fact, that one's worked several times in similar situations.
( I_Was_Mordred, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:35, 1 reply)

This REALLY happened.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 7:54, closed)