I have some huge scars on my legs
But my legs are hairy so you can't see them. So I decided the best way to impress a girl with my manly scars was to shave my legs with her razor. it didn't work.
( Peej, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:15, 4 replies)

If you knew her well enough to gain access to her razor...?
shirley you didnt need to impress any more? Shirley?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:17, closed)

It was at a conference
we were staying in the same hotel and I asked her if I could use her razor and she agreed, though she was interested in seeing the scars shaving my lags did not make me manly.
( Peej, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:58, closed)

I see
did she give you a fresh blade for the razor?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:05, closed)

Were the scars from last time you shaved?
(Pope Jamiroquai III, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 2:13, closed)