If a woman
sends you a text saying she needs a hug, she either already is well up for a good hard rooting and you are slow on the uptake, or she thinks you are gay because, as we all know, "I need a hug" actually means "I need you to hug me whilst pressing your hardon up against me, before you attack me, hands everywhere like a fucking octopus".

There may be women for whom this may not mean the same, but they rarely text anyone due to possibly having only one hand. (Because they spend their weekends at the zoo taunting Polar Bears through cage bars, obviously)
(Rsoles, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:40, Reply)