Pity
I asked her out because she said she was likely to die of heart failure before she turned 20. Such a pity: even the dying should be able to party, at least a little bit!

Once into the party, however she mercilessly dumped me and took up with a football player. Humiliating. Like they say, a wounded bitch is the most dangerous kind!
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:23, Reply)