
Tell us your biggest successes and most embarrassing failures. Not that we're after new chat-up lines, or anything.
( , Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:36)
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I asked her out because she said she was likely to die of heart failure before she turned 20. Such a pity: even the dying should be able to party, at least a little bit!
Once into the party, however she mercilessly dumped me and took up with a football player. Humiliating. Like they say, a wounded bitch is the most dangerous kind!
( , Mon 14 Dec 2009, 23:23, Reply)
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