Not my method
But a man who is very successful with the ladies has gives the following advice.

When chatting up a girl you need to capture the following with in the first 15 seconds,

1) attention
2) dialogue
3) flattery

A typical night club chat up from him goes;

Him: (in a half mumble so she can't quite hear) - you look fat in those pants
Her: what?
Him: (clearly)would you like to dance
Her: Oh, I thought you said I looked fat in these pants
Him: Why would I say that? You're hot! Not fat!
Her: ~swoon, remove knickers~

He says it works best on slightly fat chicks.

He also says, A jokes a joke, A pokes a poke but, no poke is no joke

Hmmmmmm, maybe his success stems from his lack of fussiness.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:19, Reply)